Keep your terrapin somewhere safe. Like your hand.

• "iPhone sucks because no 3G!" (replace 3G with any other key feature of a state-of-the-art PPC that the iPhone lacks)
• "iPhone sucks because you can't remove battery!"
• "iPhone sucks because it's too expensive!"
• "iPhone sucks because it's version 1.0 of Apple hardware!"
• "iPhone sucks because it's for Apple fanboys!"

• "Wah siao bo, buy also cannot use buy for what!?"
• "Wah lao, so expensive but no phone functions sia haha!"
• "Serious anot, still need to hack then can use? Haha troublesome laaaa"
• ...insert any comment that sounds remotely retarded, highly irrelevant, and altogether pointless.

Because, my dear friend, all these people have one thing in common: they do not own an iPhone.

Sourgrapes talk alot...and are usually not very good to look at

• Clearly, we didn't buy the iPhone because it has 3G (replace 3G with any other key feature of a state-of-the-art PPC that the iPhone lacks). What, it's ok for you to get a phone that has 3G but does not have (for example) GPS, but it's suddenly wrong for us to get a phone without 3G but has a multitouch screen and rotary sensor? Get real, please. If we wanted 3G, we would've gotten a 3G phone.
• If you can't fathom the above, something is very wrong with your ability to think logically. Please stop reading this article immediately before you expire from brain haemorrhage.
• A phone's battery can typically last 2 years. A techie/early adopter usually changes a phone in half that time, and the majority of the rest usually does that after their contract ends in 2 years. So what gives?
• If it's too expensive, we wouldn't have gotten it, now would we? It's hard, but there's no other way than to come out and say it: "expensive" is a highly subjective word.
• We don't care if it's version 1.0 for 3 major reasons: 1st, we believe Apple has learnt its lessons and has made significant effort to assure good quality hardware (we're definitely not disappointed). 2nd, the iPhone's software will be updated via iTunes periodically. 3rd, and most importantly, we're not going to wait another year (or even 6 months) for a version 2.0. If the need be, we'll buy that too when it arrives, but no we don't see the point in holding our collective breath.
• Many of us are not Apple fanboys. I myself has never owned a single piece of Apple equipment prior to the iPhone. Not even so much as to touch a macbook. Viva la Windows.
• As for those in countries where the iPhone has yet to launch: If we want to buy a working phone, wouldn't it be common sense that we would've bought a normal working phone?? Cognitive capacity, anyone? I mean come on, what's wrong with you people? Let me spell it out again: If we want a phone that works, we would have gotten one - that works. Period.
• As for the "trouble" involved in activating the phone, many of us - either through work or studies - have a computer literacy capable of more than a few mouse clicks or using MSN Messenger. Again, isn't that common sense? Obviously people who've actually put the money in to buy an iPhone will clearly know the "work" involved to activate it. So what gives?

User experience is 11.5cm long and 61mm wide

• Ordering will be on first paid basis, also first cum first serve basis. No booking of slots. If book slots = da pi gu ar!!
• Please add your item to cart to ensure that it is still in stock. If not in stock, adding item to cart will cause cart to implode ji ba bom!!!
• NO back-ordered items
• Double check the item's URL if valid. If not valid, I will randomly choose an item for you.
• After you have transferred, reply to your own order comment with the transaction ref.
• If you have edited your post, delete it and repost it. If not I will confuse and my bf will burn your house

• Exchange rate: 1 USD = 8.657 Morocco Dirhams
• No payment, no love
• Please round UP your payment to the nearest hundred
• Make your payment to my POSB Savings account: (to be updated later need to ask mommy)
• Internet banking preferred. Please indicate LJ nick when transferring
• Do not transfer money after the spree has closed and ask for your items to be included. I will keep your money. No goods, no refund haha!
• Any excess from exchange rates will be used to buy icecream from the uncle downstairs

• Vpost shipping charges will be splitted among the no. of items as follows
  • 1 item: 1 earing with tissue
  • 1000 items: 1000 earrings with 1000 tissues
• The above categorization is based on weight, bulkiness, and number of tissues

• Items must be collected within 7 days 4 hours 34 mins. If you need more time for collection....don't. Items will be confiscated.
• Distribution of items can be via email or meetups at Punggol MRT or Boonlay MRT or Pasir Ris MRT. Strictly no meet ups if ugly or obese, or woman look like man (vice versa)
• I will not be responsible for missing items, lost mail or for the wrong items sent/ordered, but I will ensure that the correct payment is made.
• Please add $0.50 for wrapping materials and handling.
• $0.50 waived if good looking
• To safeguard against lost mail, I will recommend opting to mail it yourself.

• My email address: sgbimbo@veryhotmail.com
• When emailing me, please use the spree title as the subject accompanied by your LJ nick
• Pls allow 2-3 weeks for correspondence
• Be nice! I do not entertain rude people. Rude people make me cry and my bf will burn your house
• Please do not email and bug me to buy viagra. My bf don't need it

**Pls credit me if you wish to reproduce any part of my spree format, vpost categorization and/or terms, thanks!

Not-So-Thin-Afterall 2006-11-07 11:41 am UTC (link)

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	FallenAngelOfLove 2006-11-07 09:34 am UTC (link)
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All bluff.

So anyway, recently I've been busying myself covering the IMF thing that somehow involves the World Bank, some Civil Society Organizations (CSOs), the Singapore security agencies, and other queer individuals and groups, and how they all come together like in a huge orgy that is somehow funny because it's stupid. As a very responsible citizen of the Republic of Singapore myself, I feel that I have an obligation to share with the rest of the world what exactly is going on behind the scenes of the IMF meeting that is taking place right here in Singapore.

"Don't fuck with us"

The big issue started when the Singapore government...I mean the policeman chief barred 28 activities from entering Singapore. "We dun let dem in bcos they make many problems in other contries. It's confirm not becos the govment dun like dem. See ar, that guy? Broke into World Bank hq and stole documents u noe??? How to let dis kind of ppl in? You siao ar?!"

Police Chief: "We keep you safe"

So the police got edgy and showed 2 poor Filipinos the middle finger to prove their point. And this pissed off the World Bank big time, and some big shot from World Bank said something that roughly equate to "fuck you Singapore". This time the organizing committee for Singapore 2006 got scared and tried to be nice. "We reAlLy cArE FoR tHeIr WeLfArE n SaFeTy LoR, dAt'S WhY wE tRy To PrOtEcT dEm frM DaNgErOuS PpL MAh. Ok LaH, We MiNuS dE NuMbEr oF BaNnEd Ppl FrOm 28 tO 27 lOr."

Banned.

I have gotten in touch with local security authorities (like the government...and police) and have managed to get my hands on a top secret document. This document contains information explaining why certain activists are considered "dangerous" and barred from the meeting. Here is a summary of the list of reasons:

• Hair covering ears (men) or below shoulders (women)
• Dyed his/her hair
• Long fingernails
• Wears colorful shoes
• Swears in public
• Owns a handphone
• Disagree with the goverment
• Hasn't bathed in 3 days

Singapore: 10 years later.

So anyway, read.

What Do Men Really Want?

- by Sam Allis. Thursday, Nov. 8, 1990 [source 1 / source 2]

 

Freud, like everyone else, forgot to ask the second question: What do men really want? His omission may reflect the male fascination with the enigma of woman over the mystery of man. She owns the center of his imagination, while the fate of man works the margins. Perhaps this is why so many men have taken the Mafia oath of silence about their hopes and fears. Strong and silent remain de rigueur.

 

Manhood

But in the wake of the feminist movement, some men are beginning to pipe up. In the intimacy of locker rooms and the glare of large men's groups, they are spilling their bile at the incessant criticism, much of it justified, from women about their inadequacies as husbands, lovers, fathers. They are airing their frustration with the limited roles they face today, compared with the multiple options that women seem to have won. Above all, they are groping to redefine themselves on their own terms instead of on the performance standards set by their wives or bosses or family ghosts. “We've heard all the criticism,” says New York City-based television producer Tom Seligson. “Now we'll make our own decisions.”

 

In many quarters there is anger. “The American man wants his manhood back. Period,” snaps John Wheeler, a Washington environmentalist and former chairman of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Fund. “New York feminists [a generic term in his lexicon] have been busy castrating American males. They poured this country's testosterone out the window in the 1960s. The men in this country have lost their boldness. To raise your voice these days is a worse offense than urinating in the subway.”

 

SNAG

Even more prevalent is exhaustion. “The American man wants to stop running; he wants a few moments of peace,” says poet Robert Bly, one of the gurus of the nascent men's movement in the U.S. “He has a tremendous longing to get down to his own depths. Beneath the turbulence of his daily life is a beautiful crystalline infrastructure” - a kind of male bedrock.

 

Finally, there is a profound confusion over what it means to be a man today. Men have faced warping changes in role models since the women's movement drove the strong, stoic John Wayne-type in the sunset. Replacing him was a new hero: the hollow-chested, sensitive, New Age man who bawls at Kodak commercials and handles a diaper the way Magic Johnson does a basketball. Enter Alan Alda.

 

But he, to, is quickly becoming outdated. As we begin the '90s, the zeitgeist has changed again. Now the sensitive male is a wimp and an object of derision to boot. In her song Sensitive New Age Guys, singer Christine Lavin lampoons, “Who carries the baby on his back? Who thinks Shirley MacLaine is on the inside track?” Now it's goodbye, Alan Alda; hello, Mel Gibson, with your sensitive eyes and lethal weapon. Hi there, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the devoted family man with terrific triceps. The new surge of tempered macho is everywhere. Even the male dummies in store windows are getting tougher. Pucci Manikins is producing a more muscular model for the new decade that stands 6 ft. 2 in. instead of 6 ft. and has a 42-in. Chest instead of its previous 40.

 

Manhood

What's going on here? Are we looking at a backlash against the pounding men have taken? To some degree, yes. But it's more complicated than that. “The sensitive man was overplayed,” explains Seattle-based lecturer Michael Meade, a colleague of Bly's in the men's movement. “There is no one quality intriguing enough to make a person interesting for a long time.” More important, argues Warren Farrel, author of the 1986 best seller Why Men Are The Way They Are, women liked Alan Alda not because he epitomized the sensitive man but because he was a multimillionaire superstar success who also happened to be sensitive. In short, he met all their performance needs before sensitivity ever entered the picture. “We have never worshiped the soft man,” says Farrell. “If Mel Gibson were a nursery school teacher, women wouldn't want him. Can you imagine a cover of TIME featuring a sensitive musician who drives a cab on the side?”

 

The women's movement sensitized many men to the problems women face in society and made them examine their own feelings in new ways. But it did not substantially alter what society expects of men. “Nothing fundamental has changed,” says Farrell. Except that both John Wayne and Alan Alda have been discarded on the same cultural garbage heap. “First I learned that an erect cock was politically incorrect,” complains producer Seligson. “Now it's wrong not to have one.”

 

SNAG

As always, men are defined by their performance in the workplace. If women don't like their jobs, they can, at least in theory, maintain legitimacy by going home and raising children. Men have no such alternative. “The options are dismal,” says Meade. “You can drop out, which is an abdication of power, or take the whole cloth and lose your soul.” If women have suffered from being sexual objects, men have suffered as success objects, judged by the amount of money they bring home. As one young career woman in Boston puts it, “I don't want a Type A. I want an A-plus.” Chilling words that make Farrell wonder, “Why do we need to earn more than you to be considered worthy of you?”

 

This imbalance can be brutal for a man whose wife tries life in the corporate world, discovers as men did decades ago that it is no day at the beach, and heads for home, leaving him the sole breadwinner. “We're seeing more of this 'You guys can have it back. It's been real,' ” observes Kyle Pruett, a psychiatrist at the Yale Child Studies Center. “I have never seen a case where it as not increased anxiety for the man.”

 

Manhood

There has been a lot of cocktail-party talk about the need for a brave, sensitive man who will stand up to the corporate barons and take time off to watch his son play Peter Pan in his school play, the fast track be damned. This sentiment showed up in a 1989 poll, conducted by Robert Hall International, in which about 45% of men surveyed said they would refuse a promotion rather than miss time at home. But when it comes to trading income for “quality time,” how many fathers will actually be there at the grade-school curtain call?

 

“Is there a Daddy Track? No,” says Edward Zigler, a Yale psychologist. “The message is that if a man takes paternity leave, he's a very strange person who is not committed to the corporation. It's very bleak.” Says Felice Schwartz, who explored the notion of a Mommy Track in a 1989 article in the Harvard Business Review: “There isn't any forgiveness yet of a man who doesn't really give his all.” So today's working stiff really enjoys no more meaningful options than did his father, the pathetic guy in the gray flannel suit who was pilloried as a professional hamster and an emotional cripple. You're still either a master of the universe or a wimp. It is the cognitive dissonance between the desire for change and the absence of ways to achieve it that has reduced most men who even think about the subject to tapioca.

 

SNAG

Robert Rackleff, 47, is one of the rare men who have stepped off the corporate treadmill. Five years ago, after birth of their third child, Rackleff and his wife JoEllen fled New York City, where he was a well-paid corporate speechwriter and she a radio-show producer. They moved to his native Florida, where Rackleff earns a less lavish living as a free-lance writer and helps his wife raise the kids. The drop in income, he acknowledges, “was scary. It put more pressure on me, but I wanted to spend more time with my children,” he says. “Men just aren't doing it. I can still call up most of them at 8 p.m. and know they will be in the office.”

 

Men have been bombarded with recipes to ripen their personal lives, if not their professional ones. They are now Lamaze-class regulars and can be found in the delivery room for the cosmic event [delivery] instead of pacing the waiting-room floor. They have been instructed to bond with children, wives, colleagues and anyone else they can find. Exactly how remains unclear. Self-help books, like Twinkies, give brief highs and do not begin to address the uneven changes in their lives over the past 20 years. “Men aren't any happier in the '90s than they were in the '50s,” observes Yale psychiatrist Pruett, “but their inner lives tend to be more complex. They are interested in feeling less isolated. They are stunned to find out how rich human relationships are.”

 

Manhood

Unfortunately, the men who attempt to explore those riches with the women in their lives often discover that their efforts are not entirely welcome. The same women who complain about male reticence can grow uncomfortable when male secrets and insecurities spill out. Says Rackleff: “I think a lot of women who want a husband to be a typical hardworking breadwinner are scared when he talks about being a sensitive father. I get cynical about that.”

 

One might be equally cynical about men opening up to other men. Atlanta psychologist Augustus Napier tells of two doctors whose lockers were next to each other in the surgical dressing room of a hospital. For years they talked about sports, money and other safe “male” subjects. Then one of them learned that the other had tried to commit suicide - and had never so much as mentioned the attempt to him. So much for male bonding.

 

How can men break out of the gender stereotypes? Clearly, there is a need for some male consciousness raising, yet men have nothing to rival the giant grass-roots movement that began razing female stereotypes 25 years ago. There is no male equivalent for the National Organization for Women or Ms. magazine. No role models, other than the usual megabillionaire success objects.

 

SNAG

A minute percentage of American males are involved in the handful of organizations whose membership ranges from men who support the feminist movement to angry divorcés meeting to swap gripes about alimony and child-custody battles. There is also a group of mostly well-educated, middle-class men who sporadically participate in a kind of male spiritual quest. Anywhere from Maine to Minnesota, at male-only weekend retreats, they earnestly search for some shard of ancient masculinity culled from their souls by the Industrial Revolution. At these so-called warrior weekends, participants wrestle, beat drums and hold workshops on everything from ecology to divorce and incest. They embrace, and yes, they do cry and confide things they would never dream of saying to their wives and girlfriends. They act out emotions in a safe haven where no one will laugh at them.

 

At one drumming session in the municipal-arts center of a Boston suburb, about 50 men sit in a huge circle beating on everything from tom-toms to cowbells and sticks. Their age range from the 20s to the 60s. A participant has brought his young son with him. Drummers nod as newcomers appear, sit down and start pounding away. Before long, a strong primal beat emerges that somehow transcends the weirdness of it all. Some men close their eyes and play in a trance. Other rise and dance around the middle of the group, chanting as they move.

 

Manhood

One shudders to think what Saturday Night Live would do with these scenes. But there is no smirking among the participants. “When is the last time you danced with another man?” asks Paul, a family man who drove two hours from Connecticut to be there. “It tell you how many walls there are still out there for us.” Los Angeles writer Michael Ventura, who has written extensively about men's issues, acknowedges the obvious: much of this seems pretty bizarre. “Some of it may look silly,” he says. “But if you're afraid of looking silly, everything stops right there. In our society, men have to be contained and sure of themselves. Well f___ that. That's not the way we feel.” The goal, continues Ventura, is to rediscover the mystery of man, a creature capable of strength, spontaneity and adventure. “The male mystery is the part of us that wants to explore, that isn't afraid of the dark, that lights a fire and dances around it.”

 

One thing is clear: men need the support of other men to change, which is why activities like drumming aren't as dumb as they may look. Even though no words are exchanged, the men at these sessions get something from other men that they earnestly need: understanding and acceptance. “The solitude of men is the most difficult single thing to change,” says Napier. These retreats provide cover for some spiritual reconnaissance too risky to attempt in the company of women. “It's like crying,” says Michael Meade. “Men are afraid that if they start, they'll cry forever.”

 

SNAG

Does the search for a lineal sense of masculinity have any relevance to such thorny modern dilemmas as how to balance work and family or how to talk to women? Perhaps. Men have to feel comfortable with themselves before they can successfully confront such issues. This grounding is also critical for riding out the changes in pop culture and ideals. John Wayne and Alan Alda, like violence and passivity, reflect holes in a core that needs fixing. But men can get grounded in many ways, and male retreats provide just one stylized option, though not one necessarily destined to attract most American men.

 

What do men really want? To define themselves on their own terms, just as women began to do a couple of decades ago. “Would a women's group ask men if it was O.K. to feel a certain way?” asks Jerry Johnson, host of the San Francisco-based KCBS radio talk show Man to Man. “No way. We're still looking for approval from women for changes, and we need to get it from the male camp.”

 

That's the point. And it does not have to come at women's expense. “It is stupid to conclude that the empowerment of women means the disempowerment of men,” says Robert Moore, a psychoanalyst at C.G. Jung Institute in Chicago. “Men must also feel good about being male.” Men would do well, in fact, to invite women into their lives to participate in these changes. It's no fun to face them alone. But if women can't or won't, men must act on their own and damn the torpedoes. No pain, no gain.

"OMGWTFBBQ i r th3 win! w00t!!!11one" - John Wayne

I make cameras for the US of A! kekekeke ^_^;

People...they were everywhere. As it had been almost two centuries ago, Americans rule planet Earth today. And as much as it had been in the times of SittingBullSquawkingEagle as it is now, Americans have had their share of problems. This great and verdant land is not perfect. I don't expect any disagreement from that and I don't think anyone will find it a startling revelation. Homosexuals, single moms, political hypocricy, slant-eyed Japanese, the internet, and New York, all of which constituted in some ways to the degeneration of this Great Western Eden.

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ATOMIC BOMB

 

Afghanistan: 2060

Since the Scientific Revolution of the 17th Earth century, Western societies have been vastly and ceaselessly transformed by scientific and technological knowledge. America's euphoric awe of science began to ebb with the Pandoran gift to mankind in the form of the atomic bomb. Like about 60 years ago, Japan got a bit edgy, and Harry Truman did his "We will continue to use it until we completely destroy Japan's power to make war" warcry and bombed the Japs back into their caves. This, of course, saved the world.

 

60 years later, bin Laden waltzed into the picture, and George W. "Bush" Bush was like "living my dad's dreams" and opened a can of whoop-ass on Afghanistan and Iraq. And he said "We will continue to use it until we completely destroy Al Qaeda's power to make annoying and illegible propagandas about how God is great". I am not certain what he meant by "it", and chances are he didn't either, but I'm going to put my money on "Atomic Bomb", or some other thing that explodes.

 

 

LSD

 

Ticket to Heaven

Most Americans today believed that the drug culture was a recent phenomenon, dating from the late 1960s Earth Year, when LSD, marijuana, and other substances came into widespread use. Through careful study and frequent anal probe, we have shown, though, that drug use (including alcohol) has been prevalent in the United States from the beginning of the republic, and certainly that the use of natural drugs as medicine is an ancient practice. The difference between illegal substance abusers today and the medicine men of yester-years is that, while druggies are sent into rehabs, the latter gradually evolved and left the swamps to carefully prepared habitats known as "reservations".

 

Lysergic acid diethylamide, or LSD, was invented by Uncle Sam to help millions of Americans connect with God through fantastic revelations, visions and experiences. Fasting and flagellation, sensory deprivation and repetitive prayer, may indeed have produced chemical or metabolic changes as preconditions of samadhi, satori, or the beatific vision. But why go through all that hassle when all you really need is a hundred micrograms of C₂₀H₂₅N_3O? Heck, for a bonus you'll even get to see heaven in rainbow psychedelic colors.

 

 

TELEVISION

 

In the early 20th century, American children learned their life lessons from radio serials like "The Shadow," "The Phantom" and "The Insubstantial Hero." Radio fell by the wayside in the latter half of the 20th century and by the dawn of the 21st century their offspring were lucky to learn anything that didn't come out of either a TV set or a bare electrical outlet. With the growth of the broadcast networks, one thing remained clear: whether it's just three channels or 400 channels of people eating bugs for money, television represents the most befuddling development in The America Revolutions.

What it means to be "American"

Through our patented research methods using "TV", we have ascertained that these ingenious people are bothered by many plagues. When distress appears, the person moves in ten (or so) quick, jerky motions and booms: "No headache is going to make me yell at my son!" Thereupon the victim takes a miraculous white tablet, which dissolves in the stomach faster than another tablet. Just 3.1 seconds later, this incredible pill enables the victim to change his outlook and handle the most difficult household chores with ease. Other tablets simultaneously drain all eight sinus cavities, rearrange the background music and style the hair in 3.2 seconds.

 

 

BLOW JOBS

 

From our archives:

God Bless USA!

 

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"E=MC²...okay!"

It's a well known fact that I never impose the details of how I've lived my life as a failed human being onto the rest of the world in the form of a blog. The "blogosphere", "blogoquarium", and "blogozoo" have enough blood thirsty pirates going at each others' throats; too many idiots, too little Internet.

Are you in the top 2% of intelligent people? Solve the riddle and find out. There are no tricks, just logic.

In a street there are 5 houses painted 5 different colours.
In each house lives a person of a different nationality.
The 5 homeowners each drinks a different beverage, smokes a different brand of cigarettes and keeps a different pet.
The question: Who owns the fish?

Hints:
1. The Brit lives in a red house
2. The Swede has a dog
3. The Dane drinks tea
4. The Green house is on the left of the White house
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall has birds
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill's
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who has cats
11. The man who has horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill's
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer
13. The German smokes Prince
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water

Albert Einstein wrote this riddle in the early 20th century. He said that 98% of the population would not be able to solve it.

[Source]

Pretty profound word

To the uninitiated and unintelligent, the above may seem like a simple timeline of irrelevant events, or nothing more than an attempt to flaunt my knowledge of the words "billion" and "trillion"...and "dinosaurs". No. Rather, I was trying to accrue to the nexus that humanity is fragile; as fragile as cigarette smoke, literally. If you hadn't noticed, I just did an irony here. I am that good.

Even if we're "killing" ourselves, we're still a helluva lot cooler than you

Second: for the sake of argument, let us assume that smoking is the main cause of cancer. Hell, lets even assume that it's the ONLY cause for every single form of cancer: lung, throat, cervical, prostate, eyebrows, toenails. Well look here, fucktard. If I wanna smoke myself to death, guess what? It's my fucking business. Who the fuck are you? My mom? My wife? Jesus Christ? I don't need you to come along and stick your opinons up my ass. Who are you to tell me what I can or cannot do? Am I dumb like you? Am I the mindless sheep like you? Am I Osama bin Laden like you? Wake up.

Sign a postcard for human rights...what?

Have you ever come across one of those Stinkaporeans who'll give you a dirty look and fan the air in front of his/her bloody nose (like that's gonna work, moron) just cus you're smoking around him/her? Fuck, where are these people from? Jackass Island? The way I see it, if someone's smoking around me and I get offended, I can either approach the person and ask him nicely to blow the smoke somewhere else, or I CAN JUST WALK AWAY. God dammit, legs were invented for a reason. Why do these people need to get all anal about it?

• realise not every tiny thing in the world kills you
• smoke
• tolerate smoke
• ask someone to move away politely
• move yourself away politely
• talk to someone bigger than you
• talk to someone smarter than you
• agree with everything I said
• dig your nose in public